Sophie wanted this recorded for posterity:

Sophie started a little song, "on the hundredth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."

I followed with, "on the 350th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nothing because she had gone broke."

This inspired Sophie to come up with, "on the 2039th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nothing because I was totally insane."

Sophie is excited that we can publish stuff on the internet. She is also confused about why I would mention this. And annoyed that I mention that she's surprised.